California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

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potato chip fart

A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.

"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"

"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"

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chocolate chip pancakes

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

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all that and a bag of chips

Something very special.

She's all that and a bag of chips!

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kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

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California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

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chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.

Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...

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