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Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.
Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.
Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.
Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.
girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"
IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP
Crab Thursday is not fucking real
The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.
Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.
A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.
Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.