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aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back
(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"
old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"
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noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.
"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."
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What?! It was a typo!
Larry: It's supposed to be "beloved aunt" not beloved cunt!
Cheryl's Father: Don't keep saying it!
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When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.
I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!
(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.
I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!
guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.
when any virgin teenage boy is on the quest to be laid
jack: so jim what you up too these days?
jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far
jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.
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