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Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.
Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away
When an individual makes a statement of intent and proceeds to do the exact opposite even after vigorously promising he would not do so
Did he break up with her? No, he did a bull on it , there back together for the 42nd time
Is he coming down to Wexford? No, he has to give a voucher to his 87 year old best friend
To urinate on the carpet while intoxicated.
Oh my god the carpet is soaked! She totally did a lucca
A sentence used for when hayden says something with out proof
Hayden: Tim told me not to get bit by a werewold when hes the only one whos ever been infected he even got infected twice
Jeremiah: pic or it did not happen
To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.
So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!
it can be a flirty way of saying they want to talk more
why did we ever stop talking? - IM IN LOVE
To procrastinate something extremely easy to do and and that requires very low effort, to the extent you put yourself at risk of loosing something significant.
He procrastinated sending his university application papers, now the deadline has passed and he is forced to wait until next year. He did a Deniz!