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Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.
Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?
Dude 2: yes
The sexiest man named paul was born on this day
Person 1 :When was your birthday
Paul : February 19
Person 1 : Oh makes sense
Boy:hey will you go out with me
Girl:of course but why
Boy:it’s February 5th
every bad bitch was born on this day
Person 1: damn she finee
Person 2: was she born on February 5th?
Person 1: uh no
Person 2: then she not all that…
national beat your bitchy hoe up.
If that’s your birthday then your hot, sweet,cute, and sooooooooo sexy and ofc loyal and so perfect but sometimes you can be a little to perfect
Girl: You know what day it is
Bitch: oh no!
Guy: have you seen that girl she’s literally perfect!
Girl: well she’s born in February 28
Guy: oh that makes sense now
National hold your girl friends hand day
It’s February 28 you have hold your girls hand
Show your bf your tits day and tell him you love him so much
“Yo it’s February 28 show me the tits”
“Ok *shows tits* I love you so much”
“I love you too”
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