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A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.
Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!
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What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.
A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.
Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?
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What religious people believe, not an atheist
A word that should reach 1,000 definitions
Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist
Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!
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Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans
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