This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.
That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom
The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time
I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint
Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries
When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint
Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!