Do Work

To get someone motivated to do something. When one "does work" they are accomplishing a task. No matter how small or large the task is they are still doing work. Do Work.

1.Damn! Roger just did work on that double stuffed tuna sub son.

2.

Lane: Im gonna go do standup comedy.
Jarrod: Do Work son.

3. Becky just did mad work on sucking my dick!

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busy-work

Work that has an immediate deadline and cannot be avoided or delayed. As opposed to work that can be put off for a little while or put down to grab a coffee, go for a walk or check out Chuck Norris' website.

Mike I need those tps reports straight away. Great my whole flippin morning of kicking back and Facebook stalking just got ruined by busy-work.

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grunt work

The stimulation of one's own genitals, with intent to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I sprained my wrist doing grunt work last night.

My wife was out of town last weekend, so I got stuck doing grunt work.

I've been doing grunt work since I was nine years old.

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working poverty

working poverty: a phrase of which every half or decent human being should feel a flash of shame when uttering out loud mostly because it's unnecessary and almost everybody knows this.
Also it tells us that, while people are working they are still "poor" (there are many definitions or feelings concerning the word poor but in this context it can be read as "f***ed" or "scr##ed" or even opportunity, you define it, get creative) some people have very funny ideas on what winning means, i'm sure they read the expression "throphy kids" as if it's a bad thing. (see egg thief for further and broader definition)

"can i lend some money? i thought you we're working? i do and i am, i'm working poverty."

"50-60 hours a week, that should do it, right? Not! Working poverty."

"working poverty, opportunity, bring the coupons."

"surplus-coupons-working poverty-long expiration date-opportunity-stack for winter bro!"

"Foodbank!"

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do the work

to do work, do you, do what you need to do, to get it done. Basically the urban verson of "Get R Done" orginated by larry the cable guy. "do the work" is used frequently on the show Rob & Big.

Dietitian: "by that time do you usually feel overstuffed?"
Big Black: "Nah by then its usually time to take a dump. its time to do the work."

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working hard

The act of becoming overwhelmed in self-masturbation.
The act of having trouble erecting.

Sorry i showed late dude, i was really working hard.

What did you and hannah do last night?
I tried to get on her last night, but i was working too hard.

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Working on the Streets

Prostitution. Working on the streets is another way of saying you are a prostitute.

Female 1: Just start Working on the Streets
Female 2: What do you mean
Female 1: You know, become a prostitute

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