Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.
Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.
Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes
A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.
''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.
"yo bro pp work does yours?"
"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"
"grandma room she in is?"
"no course of not is she what?!"
"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
When you Stroke your Dick until you reach a orgasm and bust everywhere.
Micheal:yo bro don’t open my door Im masturbate In here.
Jayden: Okay bro do your thing don’t use all the lotion btw.
What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already
I masturbate because im lonely