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Accidentally nailing someone in the balls, then before you can apologize or act sympathetic, you are completely overcome with laughter which you then must apologize through.
I America's Funniest Home Video'd Max earlier with the dodge ball.... I felt horrible, but man it was funny. He's still mad.
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The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.
'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...
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A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.
Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.
America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.
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Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''
Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
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Something butthurt Americans say when they're team lost the election.
Banana Republic of America note: this is a populist statement and as such does not usually appear with context or justification except for other populist statements which themselves lack context or justification
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University of Texas at Austin's Round Up Weekend is often called the Greatest College Weekend in America or even the world.
Starting Thursday nights and continuing until Sunday, RoundUp is primarily hosted by greek life with students from around the country visiting West Campus in Austin, buying wrist bands and tickets like any big name music festival (such as local ACL), and waiting in lines that stretch street corners to get into Bar Tabs and Parties alike. The Greatest College Weekend in America sold as many as 15,000 tickets to students in a single year, and all the proceeds go to charities.
The parties and drunken debauchery doesn't stop with some students forgoing sleep (something UT students are very familiar with) to keep the party going. It's common for fraternities to hire big name and up and coming artists to play concerts for their parties. This includes B.O.B., Riff Raff, Shwayze, and Travis Porter. They also commonly get big sponsorships and team up with other greek orgs to afford the events, alcohol, private security, bar tenders, etc.
There is nothing like it at any other college in the world, and there probably never will be.
Headlines and Bylines about it include: "UT's Round Up Will Make You Want To Transfer Schools" and "Weekends come and go, but this is one unlike any other"
Bro-den: Have you see the line to get a band for the ___ Party!?
Bro-seff: Of Course! It goes halfway down Rio.
Bro-den: I have a friend who got me a band and I'm bring my homie from high school
Bro-seff: Did he fly in?
Bro-den: Of course, how could he not!? It's going to be The Greatest College Weekend in America
She is considered to be one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked the earth .
She's kind funny flirty and extremely compassionate towards others.
The kinda woman that makes you want to get on your knees and thank god that your a man.
Person 1 . Oh dam look at that woman in the white dress !!
Person 2. That's not a woman thats Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America she is a Regal and kind OLDERWOMAN
1. Why did you yell olderwoman bro im right here?!?
2. The legend goes that if she hears "olderwoman" or " goodgirl" she will gift you with a smile that could melt butter.