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one upper

A person that "knows" about everything. This person has done everything you wish you had. If you saw it on television last night, he did it for a family vacation 2 years ago.

JON: I had the best BBQ Chicken last night.

ONE UPPER: Ya, I have the best bbq sauce recipe ever. I won an award for it at the fair a couple of years ago.

by Waggs January 18, 2007

109๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


one ups

A derivitive of the term "big ups"
(noun) origin - Jamaican 1980s. singular and plural.
1. An expression of support or encouragement.
2. An expression of remembrance.

"Donald gave Mike one ups on a good play"

by Bilbo Bigguns March 17, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


one upper

Someone who needs to be better than you because of there insecurities. No matter what you say about anything they will top it.

Say Alec the great tells a story about saving one little panda cub from a three alarm house fire. Dominguez the "one upper" will then tell a story about how he saved Panda's from dying from extinction.

by jordanski April 7, 2008

64๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


one eye

another word for penis

Hey, suck a one eye!

by Sam Jones July 7, 2003

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.

Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


One and Done

To sleep with someone once and that's it. Usually done to someone you're just not that into or has 2+ brat kids you can't afford or don't want to take care of. A one night stand, same as "hit it and quit it" and "fuck and chuck." Named after the NBA rule.

George Clooney and John Mayer are famous one and doner's.

Ted:"Man I wish I could go out tonight and pick up some strange but the wife is up waiting with the kids."

Bill:"Screw all the drama, taking care of kids, expense and sexual monotony a relationship is..I'm a one and done kind of guy!"

by T0mmyd October 17, 2013

55๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


One-itis

When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl

I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...

by lucid March 3, 2005

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