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off paper

Possessing qualities not easily described verbally nor demonstrated with concrete facts.

Our relationship makes no sense on paper, but off paper we are absolutely amazing.

by false refuge firebomber June 2, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper tiger

seemingly overwhelming paperwork or paper clutter

I want to tidy up my home, but first I have to tame the paper tiger.

by MamaNette March 8, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper beats rock

If someone goes for a pound and you go for a high 5 and cover their fist, you say "paper beats rock." If done intentionally this should be considered a diss worse than to leave hanging.

He tried to pound it so I went for a paper beats rock. He was so embarrassed, he had to leave the party.

by MNH11 May 15, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.

"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."

by erinn windsor April 16, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tough Paper Cut

1. Someone who's all talk & no action.

2. Someone who claims they're so tough, & when it comes to it, they pussy out.

3. Someone who acts tough on the phone/computer & then when you see them in person, they act all pussy.

4. Someone who talks shit & say they can/are going to "kick your ass" ; yet when you go to comfront them, they pussy out.

Friend 1: Did you hear about what Suzie did?

Friend 2: I know, she totally called Amber a bitch! And when Suzie went to comfront her, she denied everything & pussied out!

Friend 1: Yeah! She acts like such a Tough Paper Cut.

by Anairiax3 August 3, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper in my pooper

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.

You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.

by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 21, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016