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A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind
But as you pass them and look closer total pig
O look at her awesome
O shit total stealth pig
When a human creature possesses large baggy breasts that jiggle relentlessly on all occasions.
Dude, did you see his mom? It looked like her pig jugs were all over the place today!
Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog
"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"
When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.
Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam
Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.
Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.
The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca
#1)Police officer on a bicycle.
Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"
A skid pig is Aussie slang for a cheap but great burnout car they usually are found with stockys on the front and flat tyre wheels on the back. Another feature is they usually have no muffler in tradition it is chopped off when bought. You can take your skid pig to your local maccas an do skids in the car park. The 2 most common types of skid pigs are a vt commy and an au falcon. You can find these skid pigs are most common at your local Dan Murphys or bws, they are commonly spotted in Albion park and dapto
Look at that skid pig chucking fat doughies in the car park
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