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A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
a name you get called by a nigga when you SUCK in a video game
or the nigga is just retarded
player dies*
teammate: BRO YOU'RE ON FAGGOT STATUS RIGHT NOW!!
An abbreviation for nothing comming.
Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
Post Trump President who's not going to change anything
I voted for Status quo Joe
n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
The defiant girl statue is a statue on Wall Street. She is defiant because she is staring down the Charging Bull. In a recent incident, some poop eater in a business suite was photographed while humping the defiant girl. The picture went viral.
The defiant girl statue actually misrepresents the meaning of the charging bull.