take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

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cake pussy

pussy that doesn't require any effort to get

"yo dude that girl was such a slut, that was some cake pussy."

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Cake

someone who is always high, usually from smoking illegal substances; baked

When he showed up for class he was total cake.

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cup caking

cup caking means flirting with another person doing anything leading up to, and excluding sex.

hugging, kissing, feeing up on the other person, and could be servicing (however that depends on the other party's definitions and boundaries of what cup caking is)

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cum cake

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

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johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)

Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

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Navy Cake

The Name For Sex That Takes Place In The Navy.
Two Men In The Navy Who Have Sex.

John Had Some Navy Cake When He Was In The Navy.
Would You Like To Come To My Room For Some Navy Cake?

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