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An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper
P1-hi there P2 ^w^
P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter
P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?
P2-Such an Edward
An ugly, fat , unattractive guy who has a big pp. He will crawl into your bedroom at night to suck ur toes
Oh no! Edward had sucked my toes!
The most alpha chad that you will ever see, he is the best. He always wants to speak to others and is the kindest person you will ever meet.
Edward is an alpha male
This person is great sweet smart cute strong and puts family and friends first put has bad past experiences that makes it hard to trust people but falls for people fast
I think my best friend Edward likes me