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a game involving two or more teams, engaging in an overrated battle. a microwave serves as the vehicle of fate in determining the winner, which has no direct correlation with talent or skill. the jist of the game is:
1) two Marshmallow Peeps are placed in the microwave
2) the microwave is turned on for a predetermined amount of time
3) whichever peep enlarges to the biggest size is the winner
dude, my Marik College Pirate Peeps are going to pwn the Greek Heathens in the mortal peep fight today!
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A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.
This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.
In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.
This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.
You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy
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People of Irish decent who tend to run from the devil
The fighting Irish will lose to Sun Devils
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The final game featuring Some of the Street Fighters. This game was nowhere near evolution, and should have been called Capcom Fighting Basics.
This game might seem cool when you first play, but you will regret thinking that after a few months.
I loved this game when I played it, after a few months I nearly cried when playing it. Don't get the game. It SUCKS
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Attempting to study throughout all hours of the night for an exam the next day. Cramming...yes sir.
Rory partied all week long and didnt bother to get a head start for his women's suffrage midterm. Guess he is going to have to pull the all-night fight.
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When two female best friends randomly get into a fight without any valid reason and then immediately become friends again right afterward.
Another definition of this is when two female best friends get into a fight whilst constantly screaming “fucking bitch” at each other .
1. Oi fam did you see that fucking bitch fight that happened in front of the canteen.
2. Two girls grab each other’s hair and scream “fucking bitch”
A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.
Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.