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Karen's Diner is where you get bad service and great food!
"We want your complaints!" - Karen's Diner
Defined as the type of driver(s) who worry about you, than themselves. If they're in the wrong speed lane, flash beams and their response to brake check you, instead of lane changing to correct lane. If you attempt to pass a Karen-Driver, they'll speed up not allowing you to pass by, as well as changing to your lane and slow down on you. 3 miles down the road, a repeat happens again with same Karen-Driver, often a few battles later and a middle finger given by the Karen-Driver, they take their exit leaving you in your inner gangster mental state. 8 out of 10 battles is between a Karen-Driver and a Semi Operator, sometimes there's karma involved if a Statey catches a Karen-Driver in the act.
"Here we go again, Karen-Drivers"
"Worried much about me, Karen-Driver?"
"Brake check me once more, Karen-Driver"
"Yes another, Karen-Driver"
"Do you want sprinkles with that middle finger, Karen-Driver?"
"Catch me at the highway exit, how bout dat! Karen-Driver"
Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama
They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
A sub species of the typical Karen.
Example:
She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.
A Soy Karen sends gloppy soy “yogurt” for her child to eat at a birthday party.
the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.
Karen Joyce enjoys solitude more than anything else in this world.
Any four door pickup truck driven as a personal vehicle.
Tyler had to choose between child support and making the payment on his Fat Karen 350
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