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Matthew is husband material he just needs to find the right person and when he does nothing will stop them. He is kind, loving, smart, funny (but not always funnier than his soulmate) cute and mysterious. If you love a Matthew please don’t let him go, he is sensitive although will never show. He is also hurt easily so be kind. We need more Matthews in this world
The dream husband is Matthew
Did you see the way he looked into his partners eyes, I want that.
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the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.
Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.
Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!
Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...
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A man who has sustained an extraordinary period without physical or emotional contact with a woman
your a frigid, and a virgin??? Your like Matthew Miller!
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Matthew is a wonderful person. he is kind, handsome, hilarious, and a child at heart. All though he is mysterious, once you get to know him he's very outgoing. He is respectful and alway kind. But be warned, if you cross him, be ready to put up a fight. But if you are in need of emotional support or if you are struggling with something, he will always be there to help you. And another thing about him is he's AMAZING in bed and i mean absolutely AMAZING. He will never fail to satisfy. And when he pounds his huge dick in your pussy, you will be sent over the edge and keep coming back for more. But that's not even the best thing about him. it's his charm, the way his words are deep and romantic. the way his smile can make your day. and just the sound of his voice will make you the happiest person. when you find a matthew in your life, it is vital that you do everything in your power to keep him. for he will change your life forever.
Girl: Matthew is an absolute babe.
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A guy with a huge cock that could rupture anus faster than savile licks 3 year old asses
A violent guy that sits at benches in parks to find kids.
Girl: Oww my anus is ruptured
Guy: I wish I was a Matthew
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The embodiment of an angel. A holy figure. Very graceful. He creates all food and we all praise him. He is a god at shell shockers. Amen
Person 1: Hey do you see that big boy over there?
Person 2: Yeah that's Matthew
Person 1: What a god
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Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth
Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice
Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew
Girl 1: he needs to be my friend
ect...
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