A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?
A proper waffle merchant !!
When 2 friends sleep with the same person.. They become waffle sisters..
Judy and Susie both slept with Joe, so now they are waffle sisters
When a waffle is eaten fresh out of the freezer.
I was in such a rush this morning I couldn't cook, so I just grabbed a raw waffle.
the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina
last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles
The best moderator on the FearsomeFire Official Server. Became a moderator through illegitimate means, similar to most of the other mods. Does his job great, is active, and only 2-20 people hate him.
Have you seen waffle#0001? He is a decent mod. I thank FearsomeFire and uPilot for keeping him as a mod.
Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.
Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"
2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"
3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."