Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
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Having multiple affairs, usually more than 10.
Person 1: Jesse James is totally cheating on Sandra Bullock.
Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.
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A game when a naked girl sticks all her dildos upright on the floor and proceeds to jump onto them to try to get one in her pussy.
Girl 1: "Hey sister, I just did the Burmese Tiger Pit yesterday. I got one in!
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"
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when a male seems perfectly happy with a female, but then proceeds to explore other opportunities with other females, then after getting caught, goes back to the original female. The original female then forgives the male and everything of the past is therefore erased.
Guy 1: "Josh was going out with Lisa, but made out with Renee. Lisa then confronts Josh about this. Josh then says sorry, and Lisa forgets that anything ever happened."
Guy 2: "Classic Tiger Woods Move."
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My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much
well just look at their record
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From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.
For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'
After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"
My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"
After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"
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A really fat and long penis that is so good, it feels like your being whipped by one.
1. Jenee received a text message from Jerome. It said "Hey baby I'll be over tonight, hope you're ready to tame the Tiger's Tail." Her response was..."Of course baby, I'll cum meet you in the stairway at 7:30 sexy."
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