touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

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Touch some grass

Something you say to people that simp for fictional characters, dbtards, narutards, aottards, mhatards and bts fans.

Someone: I'd smash
Me: touch some grass

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Touch my Tommy

Touch my Dick baby

Now it's time for you to touch my ROCK HARD TOMMY!!!

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girl with the golden touch

From the song "Golden touch" By Razorlight.
See razorlight and Johnny Borrell

I know a girl with a Golden Touch...
She's got enough she's got too much

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Touching the Gnar

Downing a couple bottles of robo and getting pry leaned with yr bros watching 'it's always sunny in philidelphia' on yur macbook pro.

Symptoms include inability to control basic motor functions and extreme disorientation.

"your pinky's teching out bro, i think you're touching the gnar."

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Golden touch

The event when excessive urine splashes back at person, wetting yourself.
- Commonly occurs when your drunk.

Oh my gosh Josh, I had a golden touch at the urinal, splashing my hands.
pee apollo's touch golden shower

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can't touch me

A song from Family Guy, sung my Peter Griffin.

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!

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