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The city-specific landmarks used when giving directions. Urban landmarks differ from suburban and country landmarks such as large rocks, churches, farms and wishing wells.
Urban landmarks are frequently alive and a bit trickier to follow than those in the country as they may move on occasion. Typically, urban landmarks are taken from the underbelly of society and city living and may include junkies, hookers and very drunk college students.
After dropping her off at her apartment, she said it would be easy to find our way back to the highway if we looked for the ready-to-puke guy on the stoop, the angry, yelling yuppie and the junkie passed out at the intersection along with other urban landmarks we noticed along the way.
An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.
I was up all night and I think I've become a urban searcher
Urban Useless is any Urban Dictionary word that is completley useless
Joe: Hey Lance, come check out this shoefie!
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
(verb) To rappel from a building, monument, or any other anthropogenic urban structure. Some people do this professionally, cleaning parts that can't be reached any other way and doing other stuff of the sort, while others just freak out.
-So basically you're saying he mountaineers for a job?
-Nah, man, he URBAN RAPPELS.
An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.
Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions
Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....
What Urban Dictionary has become now.
Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*