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Someone who's never touched a private part in their life but experienced a traumatic experience that led them to believe they lost their virginity.
Cecilia Wong believes that she is a half virgin.
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Someone who is a virgin to alcohol - someone who hasn't tried alcohol before or been drunk.
Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE
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what sometimes happens when a virgin has sex with the first person they can get thinking that it won't mean anything later, or they won't get attached.
Joe wouldn't have sex with his best friend Mindy because of virgin-baggage, and Joe didn't want poor Mindy to get attached.
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Someone who has never killed themselves before
She said she was going to hang herself but I doubt it since she's a suicide virgin.
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A virgin who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base.
Usually applies to young males.
We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.
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N. Adj. The worst of the worst phone service. The bars are ALWAYS on low, and in the middle of class when you are in the building, it BEEPS to let you know how bad the signal is. Mine beeps all the time. Pretty much the WORST company. The only good thing about it is the real ringtones which may I add are about 5 bucks each.
Virgin Mobile rips people off.
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something that i find hilarious. why? i have a few reasons
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.
virgin porn is the lamest porn of them all. that being said, its still porn and is awesome.
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