food motivated

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.

"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."

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proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

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MySpace Whore

Someone who approves all the MySpace friend requests just so they can feel important.

Did you see all of Cindy's friends? Man, she is such a MySpace Whore.

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testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

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Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

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That Place

A mythical location, that most men dream of, where women are giving away free blowjobs. Usually used in a derogatory manner when referring to another guy's mother.

1. Your mom got fired from That Place for biting.
2. Hey I went to That Place last night and your mom was awesome.

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fumidor del cock

Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

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