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how you feel when you go to lowe's
my toilet broke, so i had to go to all time lowe's
When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.
I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.
the absolute best band that has ever existed and if you havent heard/listened to them then go do it. And i dont mean just their popular stuff i mean the whole shazam. become a hustler. all 13 years of it.
all time low are the best people to ever walk the earth.
When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.
I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.
Best advice you can give a pilot as they are about to land a plane on a surface that isn't a runway. This is due to the fact that if you drop suddenly you can destroy the front of the plane and the faster you go, the harder it is to stop.
AirForceProud95: Change of plan, we are going to have to do a Sully and ditch in Salt Lake.
Random Steam Edition Player: Remember, Low Slow and Easy
AirForceProud95 (caption): Best advice ever
a flat butt as a result of excessive dieting and exercise.
Wow, Yolanda has a nice shapely booty!
Ugh, Phoebe has a low carb booty...
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The contractor that is not as well equiped in experience or tools for the job, but gets it because he gives the lowest bid. Problems always ensue.
Im sorry Mrs Johnson, you lost little Timmy in the school fire because Larry Low Bid did the wiring.
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