person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded
"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"
To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm
Will Jack jack the slack tonight?
The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends
the act of living in a freezer
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.
Anne: My kid popped green before!
Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited
Dude how did you get here
Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens
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He is amazing
He is so much fun to be around
Just him being their some how makes my day
Class with him is funny since he always has something to say
He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade
He is super sweet and caring
And he will get everything he will want in life
Jack Kerens