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A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.
Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.
"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"
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When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.
Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.
Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.
Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah
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A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind
Marc: Hey man what's up
Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!
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In reference to "Great, White" American Breasts.
"Oh, boy! Look at those Shark Tits!!"
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A black woman's vagina, as used by a Hemingway character in To Have and Have Not when asked if he ever slept with a black woman.
Have you ever slept with a black girl?
yes.
what did it look like?
Like a nurse shark.
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Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.
Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?
Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.
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Girl: what is that on my forehead?
Rob: That's some shark sugar.
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