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Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.
Elmo tries to hook up Baby Bear with Maria but she is just way out of Baby Bear's league... for now
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When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.
I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.
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Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.
Jeff: Ahhh that's bare poor.
Stranger: You like talking about bear paw?
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said by christ farly on SNL
see da Bulls
DAAAAAAA bears DAAAAAAAAAA bears da bears da bears
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When someone with no teeth gives you a blow job.
Old Mrs. Jenkins up the street gives a mean gummi bear, and I'm not talking about candy.
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The act of standing on the arm of a chair while someone is sitting on the chair and pooping on the person sitting the chair. This can also be done by using two people. one person stands on each arm and poops on the person sitting on the chair.
Billy bob: dude guess what happened last night!
Joe: what dhappened you do?
Billy bob: my brother walked in while i was standing on the arm of the chair bear trapping harold!
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A fuzzy creature that likes to wear Harry Potter shirts. Usually sits on the dark cold side of the street stalking Western females.
Look at that creepy Jer Bear over there, he's stalking Jen West.
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