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dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.

Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal

by I*ESN December 17, 2013


Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.

"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"

by Harold Richards December 11, 2011


The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021


ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014


Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.

Mini Dave.

by Mini Dave November 21, 2020


Daves

Daves are the Scouse slang for cigarettes

What's happening lad , got any Daves for me ?

by Theniro April 20, 2018


Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020