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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
To lose in a situation you initially appeared to be winning. Derived from Reading Football Club who do this in 90% of their games.
To Ding (verb)
"How did Mark get on with Sarah, he looked to be in there?"
"He had a chance to take her home, but missed his chance and then some other guy moved in."
"He Dinged it?"
"Proper Ding."
A body part that goes in ones ass.
Damn boy put that hard and big Ding-a-Ling in my ass.
A bestie who won’t tell you who their crush is.
Bestie#1: I like someone, heeh!
Bestie#2: OMG WHO JDNDJSJS?
Bestie#1: I’m not telling you, HAH!
Bestie#2: Ugh, why are you being a ding a ling!?
ding dong poophead
Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.