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Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).
Can’t • Text • Back Disorder.
Cause I can’t Text back for shit😂😂
It’s not my fault I got CTB disorder, I just can’t help it.
CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.
My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.
A Chronic health condition that often begins in high-school that features high levels of selfishness without any selflessness aka extreme narcissism, frequent use of drugs from Marijuana, alcohol, and sometimes harder ones despite legality and health concerns, also features high levels of social media use, pathological lying, wasting money on unnecessary items, services, and wasting my on people who can get their own money, also involves unrealistic relationship goal thar only consider one person whether ot friends or more,, some are vindictive and ig they feel hurt will come after all your worldly possessions which could include your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness but a lot a time it's just money because that's all they really care about. I'm not surevif there is a cure for the sickness, but in my opinion it is better of not engaging there is no winning with an American Personality Disorder. The only way to win the American Personality Disorder is not play with them. Cause if you do play they will play you until you are left with nothing and they will move right on to their next goal. And in the process those with American Personality Disorder will sometimes put you down and make you feel small, crazy, or out if mind, dealing with those types can lead to psychosis if not careful. But if youvlearn to recognize the traits, patterns of your typical American personality
He/she/they have been Americanized his/her/there thoughts are not based on facts/reason/logic/reality/opinions it might be based on propaganda in form of social media(news,instagram,politics,friend groups, family groups, other loved ones, spirituality, religion, etc). The thing that separates those with American Personality Disorder from others is that they are not only ignorant and arrogant they are selfish without any selflessness. Which basically means many times they just get,take, recive and don't give. In my opinion not a good relationship. In my opinion the reason for this is because I think one party in my opinion usually views themselves as better than the other like have a big ego, that paints themselves as better than the other by doing this they are able to take advantage of others without feeling guilty cause they apparently are the moral high ground and they often do this via spirituality or religion, or social media, etc but in short there no better it's better to not engage. Trust/love/think/Be/Believe in Yourself and set a positive goal and let your mind guide you towards it and just follow the law so order can be maintained and people can live in peace. It's a simple and marvelous as that.
A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.
Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.