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When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation
A:So how was the movie?
Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof
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When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.
guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.
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When a person's complexion changes due to their alcohol intake, usually making areas of their face redder than normal. Generally starts at the cheeks and works it's way over the majority of the face; drunk emotions become more exaggerated as the color spreads.
Honey how much have you had to drink? You've got your drunk blush on.
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dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.
Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!
Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best
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Uriel drunk is the highest level of drunk you can achieve. Must be blacked out and be able to stay up for hours after to achieve.
Damn he was pretty drunk but he wasn't uriel drunk.
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(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.
Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".
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The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.
Pam tweeted really weird things last night.
Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet
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