yo momma jokes

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life

4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

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Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

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dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

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Joke Bird Salad

Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.

Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that

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dead baby joke

Simply the best kind of joke there is.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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1-dimensional joke

When a joke lacks depth or multiple dimensions but you still can't help it but laugh. The joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references.

This is not to be confused with a non-dimensional joke, which results in complete silence and awkwardness.

In a text or chat context, it is often shortened as '1D'.

Patrick: Do you know why his nickname is TT?
Kory: Why?
Patrick: Because his length and width are the same -- like a TatorTot!
Both: HAHA!
Kory: Such a 1-dimensional joke, bro!

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Dead Baby Jokes

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.

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