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Kids in games who act like they are 18+
Example:
Someone: You act like a kid..
Gamer Kid: me? hahahah you noob , you know nothing, im 18+ i have gf , 10 ex gfs a car and my job , you are nothing
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A person with little or no social life who spends 12+ hours a day at any particualr gaming activity: Especially MMORPGS.
OMG, that power gaming fag is at level 50 already?
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A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.
There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.
This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.
The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.
Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.
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where someone who has played videogames too much resulting in their thumb, when bent, has all their thumb padding near the joint where the analog stick would not be.
gamer: Hey dude, look at my thumb its like gone all retarded
friend: thats normal for a l33t gamer. Its called gamers thumb
gamer: really? will it be normal agian?
friend: no ur not a l33t gamer, and yeah ur stuck with it like that
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A girl who says she plays game but knows nothing about games.
i'm a gamer girl mario is my fav sega character
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Hard-core gamers who take games seriously. They don't quit after two deaths. True gamers not only appreciate the graphics, AI, and other things, but they KNOW HOW TO PLAY. (Unlike some cocky noobs.) True gamers are the people who may\will buy books about the game, talk about it over the phone, and buy the soundtracks. A TG never panicks, they always find ways to come out on top. TGs acknowledge the fact that they can not be the best, but appreciate their skill anyway. They also don't gloat or shove it in peoples faces, they just nod their head when they rack up a kill, beat someone on the racetrack, or score a touchdown. (ETC.) Of course, if its the computer you're playing against, you can give it the finger, because AI aren't human. TGs analyze games without thinking about it, and decide whether it is really a good game or not. Noobs will complain about how unrealistic a game is. Wake up idiots, Video games ARE ALL UNREALSITIC. They aren't real life.
Here are a few games True Gamers most likely play. (Including me.)
1. Halo and Halo 2
- Yes, I understand that the physics and guns are totally unrealistic, but hey fucktards, it's a sci-fi game, it HAS to be unrealistic. Yes, aiming a gun in Halo is very different from MoH, CoD, RSix, or other great shooters, but that doesn't really matter.
2. Star Wars Battlefront
- The best thing to happen to Star Wars since the original Rouge Squadron for N64. Rebels 4 EVER.
3. Crimson Skies
- The best flight game for the time era it is based in.
4. Any game that includes either girls, guns, cars, or aliens is a game TGs probably play.
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Gamer words are homophobic, racist or sexist words
You: did you hear notch said some gamer words about trans people?
Homie: no I didn’t, smh
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