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When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.
Examples of Ghetto Tweets:
#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb
#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
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When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.
"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."
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1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death
Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.
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Person from the projects that is real popular in his neighborhood.
Er'body knows that cat. He iza ghetto celebrity
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1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)
1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.
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Many cities don't have a recycling program, and, in the hood, bums will search through people's trash for aluminum cans to turn in for some cash.
It's best to separate them out so the bum will make less of a mess, or you can discourage the bums via other means.
Oh, I wish Terre Haute had a recycling program.
We do: ghetto recycling. The bums come by and raid your trash the day before pickup for cans to turn in for beer money. Saving the environment, bums actually DOING something, free beer for them, everybody wins.
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An anomaly that occurs during the first warm days of summer. It is a dense cloud of smoke that pours out of the Ghetto when all of the barbecue grills and meat smokers are fired up.
"Damn Roshanda! It's smoky as hell out! Must be dat Ghetto fog again!"
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