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when you get drunk, puke on the driver, and are kicked out of the car forced to walk the rest of the way.
bob had to take a long walk home because he got junked up and puked on gary.
Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.
"I really love working from home; I have no commute.. but I'm starting to feel like a shut-in."
To perform sexual intercourse on someone with no feelings involved and going straight home after.
After stenio greased becky at the party she asked him“so what are we?”. He looked her in the eyes and said “it’s grease and go home” i heard him and continued to shout “yeeesssiiirrrr”
When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.
Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?
Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.
Duder 1: nivr
Duder 2: what the fuck?
Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys
Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.
"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."
Girl from the Jersey Shore that refuses to leave her house -_-
she needs to get real and drop dimes somewhere else
bro angelina needs to get real and pce out
yeah son i feel you, angelina go home