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Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020


and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 18, 2023


T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 31, 2019


in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

by Architect of Destruction April 28, 2012


this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024


Sunset Now

Sun crazed in our room
It was an endless afternoon
It seemed that we were so immune
The nights were stronger and longer
I fell on my pillow saying
"Tell the world that lucky's calling
Gold dust falling
Here in Action Town"

Sunset now

Sunset now

Sunset now

Sunset now

Blade flew into town
In time to watch the sun go down
He said the new prince must be found
The message shattered our windows
We know it was over, saying
"Tell the boys that we're not handing
Over any part
Of Action Town"

Sunset now
Sunset now

Sunset now

now! now!

Pay out, run out, work out, die out
Action Town (Action Town)
If you have the name
Then you win the game
In Action Town (Action Town)
Bang bang you're dead
It's raining bread
Sunset now

Now that we have gone
Do we have strenght to carry on
It seems like all our sun has shone
It seems our dice are as cold as ice
But something in my heart keeps saying
"Tell the world that lucky's coming
Lines are humming
Here comes Action Town"

by Gothic Miscreant October 5, 2023


Not now dear

A Parenteese (The language of Parents) saying that can mean many things, such as: "Never", "I'm on the phone", and "Fuck off you uncleanly fetus I wish I never had you".

Child - "Mummy I'm bored"
Mum - "Not now dear"

by thegreatbenji December 16, 2022