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drawer was aroused to ur mums trans dog. They shared a colon and it was available for sucking.
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GO CHAL ROOM NOW YOU GROUNDEAD
No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."
Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!
When a doctor/professor wants to know if you understood the gibberish he/she just said.
Warfarin blocks the intrinsic pathway, ok, are you getting my point?, clear now?