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Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
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The all powerful overseer of the internet. Consider it the master moderator of all cyber space, but it has much more powerful abilities than just Bans. Many doubt the existence of the internet dragon, but that's exactly what it wants you to think. Any time you hear about some troll mysteriously dieing you can probably blame the internet dragon.
Did he about Dave? He was posing as a 12 year old girl on a "Older Men Seeking Very Young Girls" chat room when his monitor EXPLODED in his face! Now he eats out of a tube and shits in his pants. As terrible as that is, I dont feel sorry for him. He shouldn't have angered the Internet Dragon like that.
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Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.
The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.
127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.
12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67
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A worthless program that crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&...(You get the picture) and gets worse with every version
Internet explorer kicks its users out so frequently it's just a worthless waste of hard drive space. The government should mandate that Microsoft remove internet explorer from future versions of its windows because the program is so fuckin abysmal!
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Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
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A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.
example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".
instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)
example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens
"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"
ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.
Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????
(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
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The dumbest browser on Planet Earth that only n00bs use. It has amazing features like free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and big security holes.
1. What browser do you use?
2. Internet Explorer
1. <jawdrop>
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