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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Sรถhne" based in germany.

German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehรถrt, was macht ihr fรผr Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"

by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023


to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016


Jean Paul

BIG COCK, BIG NUTS, BIG BRAIN, and pretty cool

I want to be a Jean Paul

by notonelvy April 5, 2021


Jean Paul

BANK BUSTA, HACKERMANS, GHOST RIDER, JOKER, FIRST LAMBO OWNER, BURGERSHOT OWNER (public), GULAG GANG FOUNDER, BAN SPEEDRUNNER, PROFESSIONAL MALDER, CONSISTENT -1er , COP ENEMY NUMBER 1, THE MOST HATED MAN ON NOPIXEL 3.0 and THE ONE, THE ONLY, JUICER GAMING WARLORD.

Kyle: "FIND JEAN PAUL, TAKE HIS PHONE AND HIS LOCKPICKS. IDGAF HOW HE GETS HOME I WANT THAT SHIT!"

by DeepFuckingDictionary October 31, 2021


Jean-paul

Well done you spelt or misheard john-paul

"Hay John-Paul"
*Typing email*
"Dear jean-paul"

by John-paaaaul November 29, 2019


Jean Moreau

French croissant who deserves so much better. Jeremy Knoxโ€™s boyfriend. He is me.

Kevin: Did you see Jean Moreau in the latest Exy game?
Andrew: SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN.

by neil_jortsen March 17, 2024


baggy smelly jeans pt1

his haircut doesn't suit him at all he piss and beoble at the class cuz he got no any other place to go to whenever we enter his classroom we get crazy because he smell like baboon ass or salty unwashed under arm.. syouf broke his heart he used to look her in the eye while he's teaching but now.. she broke his heart and he has no hope in life he tryna look hot and cool just to attract syouf again and live his happiest life ever again .... he never change his clothes he always wear his baggy smelly jeans i believe he pee on his jeans because he's locked in a room cuz he's an baddie boy #don't_miss_with_me #emo #suicide #baddie #xoxo #fucklife #death #broken #brknforever #bellie_elliesh #bros #emotional #fake_smile ANYWAYSSSSSS OKAY BESTIES

come part 2

i wrote this in his math class fr FATOM CHILLIN WATCHING MR BEAN AND PEPPA PIG ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

baggy smelly jeans pt1

by fucklife_sadness_broken May 16, 2023