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Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard
Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano
Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.
That girl is a real Jizz chizz
A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor
dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.
Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
I think something hit me in the back of the head
Yeah the jizz bender
1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz