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a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$
i would like a crunkle kick please
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Pain city, major league pain.
Don't make me mad, or I will do a field goal attempt on your ass. Okay?
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In desperate need of a pedicure. Dry, flaky unkept exposed feet
Girl....looks like you been kicking rocks, your feet are do nasty"
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pinch a brick
drop a deuce
take a poop
have a bowel movement
Jim: Haha, eww look at your sock; its all brown. looks like you kicked a turd.
Joe: nah man thats just mud, but i did kick a turd before i got here. i was farting all morning!
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this dance movement is best carried out to the song 'the hustle' other songs make the band look retarteded
i was doing little kicks to new song 2 and a cute puppy tore my face off as i was butchering the dance
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this dance movement is best carried out to the song 'the hustle' other songs make the band look retarteded
i was doing little kicks to new song 2 and a cute puppy tore my face off as i was butchering the dance
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A short downward kick to the knee or shins from a Wop, usually with a full body wind-up.
I was minding my own business when that silly Wop guinnea kicked me and then stole my Camaro. All I saw was his mullet flapping in the breeze as he sped away
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