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Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 4, 2017


laste

it meanz 2 be killed

your body'll get laste & left without a trace (triple seis from big puns album capital punishment song glamour life listen ta it.)

by sudden impact September 29, 2003


Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017


last night

the time in which i was with your mother

Jennifer: Where were you last night?
Me: With your mother

by rinpffft November 23, 2021


Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

by nextdaycorn May 9, 2012


Jaiden but with a last name starting with M

A cool ass nigga that has fans

Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"

by iiuphill April 1, 2020


Yester-last-year

A year and a day ago.

You promised me yester-last-year that you'd be be here within a year. It's too late now.

by Renfran March 14, 2017