A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
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A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
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1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.
2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.
Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.
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-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.
-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.
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The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!
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A white mans large dick noun
He showed his honky monster to her.
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Your Creepy uncle says that its not him touching you, its the "Ginie Monster"
Dont worry sweetie, its just the ginie monster. I will protect you. Take off your pants.
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