Time Of Dying

A woman's menstrual cycle, the term recognized for the feeling of dying on the inside.

Friend: "Hey, what's wrong you been acting kind of moody lately."
Me: "It's my time of dying.."
Friend: "Oh, I got you girlie *buys Doritos and Ice cream*

Penetralium

1. A hidden place; interior of a building.

2. A fancy word for vagina.

Dude 1. *whispering* dude so I got with Vanessa last night.
Dude 2. *whispering* Did you visit her penetralium?
Dude 1. *whispering* Heck yeah Dude 2.

Trash Monster

1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.

2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.

Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.

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Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

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Stealth Baby

A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.

Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.

Bidiotch

An extremely idiotic bitch, a super bitch.

Friend: "She's so fucking stupid"
Me: "What a bidiotch"

Twunt

A mix of the words twat and cunt, an even dirtier vagina.

Friend: "You fucking twunt"
Me: " Yeh"