rat mouth

The feeling left in the mouth and throat after a heavy nights drinking. Impossible to brush out, eat out, sleep out or get rid of in any way.

Rob: Alright Olli, what you get up to last night.

Olli: Got fucking rat assed on vodka at some party then like passed out on some girls bed.

Rob: Sounds heavy

Olli: Yeah man I have serious rat mouth right about now

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mouth typo

When somewhere along the way, your mouth and brain disconnect causing you to mis-say something, as if you made a typo but instead of typing, it is within speech.

rat-donkey: this is totally "nsfu"
me: what the fuck does nsfu mean.
rat-donkey: oops, i made a mouth typo. i meant nsfw

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Gator mouth

White-ass smile lookin ass with big buck teeth.

Look at this mu’fuckin gator mouth bitch over here.

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Mouth Virgin

Someone who has never had their first kiss.

Brian: Hey guys am I weird for not having my first kiss?
Mike: Shut up you Mouth Virgin!

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mouth breather

Someone who breaths out of there mouth because they have a deviated ceptum or there nose is messed up

Connor and Ben are mouth breathing lards and are huge mouth breathers

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mouth organ

mouth organ another colorful euphemism for the act of fellatio.(sucking cock)

also known as a harmonica

I preformed on a juicy mouth organ

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mouth hugging

When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.

Josh: "mhmgdfhwrmhhh (attempts to talk while drinking a beer)"

Ryan: "You know I can't hear you when you're mouth hugging."

Josh: "mmmffwrrggddsshh"

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