swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

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swearing

An articulate way of expressing yourself.

Fuck you.

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swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle

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swearing

A great way to relieve stress

Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck, I fucking love swearing

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swearing

A way for people to makethem selves feel cooler.

Fgt: d00d Fuck shit damn!!
Me: uhhh..... cocaine is one hell of a drug eh?

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Swear

Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something

Person 1: you are dumbugly
Person2:no I’m not
Person3:swear you are

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Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

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