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Someone of European decent, traits attributed to white people are pointy noses, lack of ability to eat anything spicier than water, lighter skin color, ignorance, belief that they are superior to others, belief that they are an oppressed group, oppressive group, affinity for having sex with animals, having sex with relatives, belief they are many different races, little to no ass, love of Starbucks, love of uggs, nasally voice, condescending, distrust of Black People, distrust of Arab People, distrust of Hispanic People, love of Asian Women, lack of basic hygiene, lack of knowledge of when to wear shoes or not, lack of ability to spell in their own languages, hatred of people who spell better than them, inability to dance, quickly jumping to the conclusion that one's parents must be killed because one was not given an X-Box AND PlayStation, denying tragedies occurred such as the holocaust, love of quinoa, love of gluten free products, claiming "I'm not racist but...(something racist)", claiming one is not racist as one has a black friend, deciding what's best for the poor, complaining about controlling only most of instead of all of the world, lack of lips, either being too PC or not even close to being PC enough, love of perpetuation of stereotypes towards oppressed peoples and most importantly of all the complete lack of knowledge of anything outside of their tiny white social circles.
person 1:"Yeah, so I'm 2.62% Cherokee, 67.78232% British, 34.74832% German and so many other things, I'm so diverse."
Innocent bystander:"Fucking "white" person...."
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A person who is always excited on Thursday night because the next day is Friday. This person may sit up a little later on Thursday because shit, tommorow is Friday and even it they are a little tired on Friday, they generally get an extra burst of energy at the thought of having two days off. This person usually has a good day on Friday and may even be able to put up with a little extra bs, just because its the weekend and they are sooo looking forward to it. This person also generally begins to look forward to Friday on Monday when they arrive at work and on Friday's they usually countdown the hours until they get off
Angela on Monday morning: Hey girl, did you have a good weekend?
Me: Is it Friday yet???
Angela-You're such a Friday person!!!
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Tom: It's late, don't you have to work tommorow? What time are you going to bed?
Me: Well I figured since tommorow is Friday, I would catch Family Guy at 11:30 or shop on Ebay for a little while
Tom: Oh, I forgot you were a Friday person
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Me: "I can't wait til 2:30, that's when the weekend begins
Boss @ 2:25-"I need you to make 100 copies of these 3 sheets for Monday?"
Me (thinking to myself) "She betta be glad its Friday"
Me @ 12:30 p.m.-Whew...two more hours
Me @ 1:30 p.m.-Oh, yes, one more hours
Me @ 2:25 p.m.-DEUCES!!!!
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Me: Damn, it's 6:00 a.m. already? I just went to bed at 4:30! Well, at least its Friday and I can catch a nap when I get off and sleep in on Saturday
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Gian Person is a word used to describe perfection. It derives from a man named Gian Person who hails from North Philadelphia. He is, was, and always will be known to be one of the wisest, funniest, and most attreactive men on the planet. All the ladies love him and all the men want to be him, and if you've met him it's not hard to see why. Being called a Gian Person is an extreme honor due to his vast greatness. To even be considered to be reminded of Gian Person in any way, shape, or form is the highest of compliments anyone can recieve.
Person 1: When you do that it almost makes me want to call you Gian Person.
Person 2: I'm so happy that I might cry. Do you really mean that?
Person 1: Hell no. You know you can never be as great as him. He's too sexy.
Person 2: You're absolutely right.
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A person who turn a rather bright pinkish or red colour under certain cirumstances. These circumstances could include physical activity or immersing onesself in a hot tub. Pink people are usually natural red heads or blondes.
I discovered that my friend was a pink person when she turned bright red upon entering the hot tub.
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It's pretty self-explanatory
My friend has 10 dogs, she is a legit dog person!
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She really wasn’t that much to look at, but her big personalities made up for it.
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Her: “Cam is such a toxic person.”
Me: “he’s a Scorpio that’s why.”
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