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When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family
Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off
When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.
Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!
When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.
If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker
To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*
F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
a person or thing that is worthy of a nut (orgasm)
damn, he sure is nut-worthy.
this cake is so nut-worthy.
A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!