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common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.
Did that guy just call me a doll?
Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.
Oh look, he just farted dust.
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Old Trafford is the famous home of Bruno Fernandes FC and the rest of Manchester U-Shited. The fans that occupy this place are either not from Manchester or used to Support Man City, as they are famous for being the biggest has-beens in Premier League history.
Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.
Guy 1: “The good news is I got us tickets to Liverpool vs Man United, the bad news is that I could only get the away match at Old Trafford.”
Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”
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When you find an old person, who, rather than being bitter and depressed about her old age, has seemed to develop wisdom and patience from experience, rendering the person more a blast to hang out with than anyone else it seems.
That guy is old gold. We had coffee, he bought me a Greek Mythology book at the store, and he gave me advice that I only understood later when I had time to reflect. Cool!
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An excuse adults use when they decide to be lazy and not update despite newresearch or new technology that shows a better path. They know better but it leaves the trash of it all to be dealt with by the generation after them. Often used as an excuse among educators, musicians, and churches.
I understand that using brain research results in more students graduating but you know I am from the "old school" way of things. If it was good enough for me should be good enough for them.
Even though the piece of music said 2016 with a Latino beat, the director chose the "old school" style--white status quo.
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A term for when someone was taught old, biased, and incorrect information. And when someone tries to re educate them about it they get angry and deny any new information.
Young Person: "Hey Columbus isnt actually that good of a person."
Person with Old Knowledge: "How can you say that?! He did many good things!"
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The act of executing someone with a shotgun at point-blank, similar to the fate Old Yeller met in the 1957 movie of the same name.
"The crackhead tried to pick a fight with the SWAT team, and ended up getting Old Yellered."
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